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Happen Demotivational Poster

LAW OF MECHANICAL REPAIR - After your hands become coated with grease your nose will begin to itch, and you'll have to pee

TAGS: happens every time
Rating: 4.44/5

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MrBlack - February 10, 2010, 7:45 pm
Don't forget that ye'll get somethin in yer eye too.
erock - February 10, 2010, 4:20 pm
so true ,so darn true!
CANADA - February 8, 2010, 3:04 pm

SPECIAL FORCES - When budget cuts get bad enough to reduce our special forces to "Special Forces"

TAGS: don t let it happen
Rating: 3.72/5

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Gath - May 20, 2011, 8:24 am
"Special" Forces.

HOW COME... - ...things that happen to stupid people keep happening to me?! -Homer J. Simpson

105,426 -

TAGS: dont you just hate when that happens
Rating: 4.47/5

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Cubbybear - June 18, 2010, 5:07 pm
George poor dude...5/5

MONDAYS - You're telling me they are going to happen every week ?

WITNESS PROTECTION PROGRAM - He loved New York, and hated to leave, but Danny Doberman and the Pinscher boys made it hard to stay.

TAGS: dog witness protection program mobsters it could happen
Rating: 4.17/5

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5150monkeylove - November 8, 2010, 8:31 pm
And now I have to move again, dammit! 5 testimony deals and added to favs
LogicDude - December 9, 2009, 4:23 pm
Are there "pug mug" shots to review?
spacedog - December 9, 2009, 3:33 pm
Well done MWLF, 5Ls.
GreyScorpion - December 9, 2009, 11:47 am
XD 5 smug pugs


TAGS: time street joke murphy law shit happens innocence
Rating: 3.83/5

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BoneCD - November 21, 2009, 6:42 am
Excellent and well deserved giulio! 5 brown Poodles for you my friend. Keep up the great work!


MISTLETOE - What happens under the mistletoe, stays under the mistletoe

TAGS: mistletoe what happens stays under
Rating: 4.9/5

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CloudchaserS - December 24, 2011, 11:44 pm
Unless the kissing leads to something else that leads to a package arriving 9 months later
Budog - December 24, 2011, 11:52 am
It is especially depending on where the mistletoe is hung...
maoworks2 - December 24, 2011, 8:26 am

YOUR SOCIOLOGY REPORT - Don't trust Wikipedia for it.

TAGS: screenshot or it didn t happen
Rating: 2.53/5

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Viper - June 5, 2010, 3:25 pm
like wtf
LogicDude - November 16, 2009, 1:18 pm
Great Scott!!!


TAGS: rocket moon it happened space
Rating: 4.84/5

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mariand - June 23, 2012, 11:19 am
I say this because my daughter has win a basketball competition, scoring 28 out of 30 attempts, and this, only after six months of training... it's unbelievable, because she has win in front of girls which have been trained for years.
mariand - June 23, 2012, 2:41 am
Budog - June 22, 2012, 8:51 pm
Excellent! 5L




TAGS: happen every week humor
Rating: 4.27/5

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rerun - March 25, 2013, 9:03 pm

I will tell you what a bad Monday it. I went to send the site owner a PM, almost banned him instead.

IT'S A COINCIDENCE - I swear she left, don't worry there are plenty of fish in the sea

TAGS: happenstance fish
Rating: 4.91/5

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motifayk - January 20, 2013, 7:14 am
Ha ha ha.... It really is a coincidence... surprising...


TAGS: if a butterfly gets eaten what happens
Rating: 3.54/5

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Sean - July 25, 2009, 9:01 pm
Oh yeah? Well Confucious say: Watched butterfly never flaps -- oh God I hope it never flaps, or Haarakkon prophencies come true!
agdaniele - July 25, 2009, 4:00 pm
Delightfully prophetic.

OPTIMISM - "Apparently there is nothing that cannot happen today." - Mark Twain

VODKA AND LSD COCKTAIL - Has the power to bring LogicDude and Roseanne Barr together in a fleeting night of passion. Though effects are temporary, Reminders are a lifetime.

TAGS: holy shit wtf happened last night
Rating: 4.27/5

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MO - March 26, 2010, 11:09 am
What does a tiger think of when he takes a little tiger snooze?
Fatt Matt - January 14, 2010, 10:21 am
HAHA! say it ain't so LD, say it ain't so.
CpnKangaroo - January 13, 2010, 10:05 pm
thank you, proud to say this is my second top 5'er
Bartimaeus - January 13, 2010, 10:00 pm
lol Brilliant! Five bacon-flavored lions out of five!


TAGS: tattoo assignment what happens on xrated fantasy island
Rating: 4.43/5

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agdaniele - June 9, 2010, 8:26 pm
Love it!


A FINGER HUMPING MONKEY - Hey it could happen, I have heard of stranger things ...

WHAT HAPPENS IN VEGAS - Stays in Vegas... for 9 to 33 years

TAGS: oj simpson vegas las happens what in stays prison jail funny coberloco humor jail
Rating: 3.2/5

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W - February 27, 2009, 9:22 pm
Wrong O.J. Simpson. The web site says that his birthdate is 1/17/1977 but OJ Simpson was selected to the Pro Bowl in 1969 - apparently at the age of negative 8. Also, there's no way he weighs 320 pounds.
Scorpio7 - December 31, 2008, 3:04 pm
O. J. Simpson is no longer behind bars. For PROOF, go to this link http://www.doc.nv.gov/notis/detail.php?offender_id=52166 and note the name and birthdate of the released inmate. YOU CAN WIN A “BAR BET,” AS I DID!
me - December 30, 2008, 6:21 pm
Well.. at least the juice is no longer on the loose
Sean - December 30, 2008, 5:25 pm

WHAT HAPPENS IN VEGAS - Oh it may stay in Vegas, but the pictures and the money you got doing it comes with you.

TAGS: what happens in vegas
Rating: 4.76/5

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BeNiceToMe - February 9, 2012, 2:03 pm
nice smile. when you decide to sell this bra on ebay make sure you give me a h5ad start :)
CloudchaserS - February 8, 2012, 11:54 pm
As do the STD's
GaryO - February 8, 2012, 11:22 pm
Heh Heh, yeah, that it doe5


CRUCIFIXION - "Hey, it may be excruciatingly painful, but it still beats the hell out of reading the comments section during those politifake rants." ~Jean-Claude Van Damme~

TAGS: this is what happens when you follow in the footsteps of jesus
Rating: 3.59/5

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Zed - October 24, 2009, 6:53 pm
Five lions and an apology from yours truly, Rose.


NEVER - It's the word God listens for when he needs a laugh

PICS - Or it never happened

TAGS: post pics never happened bbq pancakes black man white women kissing
Rating: 2.88/5

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QCSabotage - May 25, 2009, 7:22 am
Why yes. I did notice that. For like 5 minutes.
me - March 24, 2009, 2:23 am
Anybody notice the girl with her ass sticking out in the bottom left?
Sean - November 9, 2008, 3:15 am
Uhm, you took a picture, or posed for a picture of yourself not looking at the "action" ... hmmm ...
lala suck a dick a lot - September 7, 2008, 7:55 pm
that lucky mother fucker, i know him, son of a bitch he said he would take my camera to a god damn lesbo fest unless he took me.

IT'S A TRAP - allright...

TAGS: really carrie what happened
Rating: 2.42/5

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Zed - December 1, 2009, 4:13 pm
Highly polished floors and smooth-soled boots do not work well together for running fight-scenes.

TIME - He always wins.... which means, we always lose.

Procrastinate -


TAGS: why would this happen ice
Rating: 5/5

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artic - March 25, 2012, 1:49 am
Never saw the first one. Wife knows better to ask
Preacher Man - March 24, 2012, 3:01 am
I don't know...the sketching scene, Kate Winslet's tits in 3D. That might be worth it.

Futility -


TAGS: demotivational what happened to all my rum
Rating: 4.26/5

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Fatt Matt - March 4, 2010, 3:29 pm
+5 and fav
agdaniele - March 4, 2010, 1:36 pm
lesterinside - March 3, 2010, 9:46 pm
Just hanging around. 5L
Produceman117 - March 3, 2010, 8:13 pm
5. Easy.
CANADA - March 3, 2010, 6:55 pm
Great poster Space!
GreyScorpion - March 3, 2010, 6:36 pm
somebody kick out my chair, 5L
Bob D. Sailor - March 3, 2010, 6:25 pm
That's really demotivating. 5L from me.
Faceplant31 - March 3, 2010, 5:49 pm
Amsome! Nice work space!

OUR LITTLE SECRET - What happens in the forum stays in the forum.

TAGS: secrets forum happen
Rating: 4.25/5

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Rick69 - May 29, 2012, 3:06 pm
... Well then ...


TAGS: you knew it was going to happen
Rating: 4.21/5

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BoneCD - December 13, 2009, 10:10 pm
Unfortunately Sean I did not have a whole lot to do with the text...Just turned it into a poster b/c I thought it was funnier than hell when I read it. PS I would love to write for The Onion some time!!!
Sean - December 13, 2009, 8:16 pm
If it ain't real, I want Bone to march over to The Onion and apply for a job. Hilarious.
Derek - December 13, 2009, 3:47 pm
My goodness. This appears to be real.


TAGS: toonami used to be less commercial and more entertaining wtf happened to tom
Rating: 4.19/5

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Treehodger - February 20, 2010, 4:46 pm
I have a good family friend, who's father was a professional boxer. Look up Tony DeMarco. That is his dad. You guys should watch those old fights when they went for rounds and rounds until someone K.O.ed.
CANADA - January 22, 2010, 7:11 pm
I remember when they had to take their shoes off if they were gona kick during their fight. nothing but rednecks and cutoff jeans in the start
Bartimaeus - January 22, 2010, 7:08 pm
I love UFC, too. No weight classes or mandatory short shorts...the glory days of Royce Gracie...
CANADA - January 22, 2010, 7:05 pm
Did you ever watch swamp buggy racing? racing through the sippy hole was the best. or what about early ufc? I remember watching when there wasn't any weight classes. I even seen a guy go into the ring with only 1 boxing glove as a style
Bartimaeus - January 22, 2010, 7:05 pm
lol I love the show. As you can probably tell, I have a bit of thing for giant robots. Not to mention, the beauty of that show is that the main characters look like stereotypical anime fans. lol
Treehodger - January 22, 2010, 7:03 pm
Lol! I just made a Megas XLR poster. Hope it gets approved.
Bartimaeus - January 22, 2010, 7:01 pm
I'm not completely sure, but I think Big-O was an Adult Swim thing. Great show, though. "In the name of God, ye not guilty!"
Treehodger - January 22, 2010, 6:58 pm
Dude, Megas XLR ftw.
Treehodger - January 22, 2010, 6:58 pm
Well yeah. I was just saying what Toonami was in general. But you are right. Some of the best shows came from there. Did Big-O ever play on it? I can't remember.
Bartimaeus - January 22, 2010, 6:57 pm
lol Canada, you need to google Megas XLR. As a car-nut, it's right up your ally.
CANADA - January 22, 2010, 6:53 pm
maybe i hate anime because i missed all those shows. I grew up on the good stuff
Bartimaeus - January 22, 2010, 6:52 pm
Toonami was more than that, man. It introduced us to anime with great shows like...Ruroni Kneshin, gundam Wing, and Dragon Ball Z. Hell, even the amerime like Megas XLR was good.
Treehodger - January 22, 2010, 6:50 pm
(3/3) but with afterschool events, the general demographic, 13 - 16, slowly declined. As the 16YOs grew up, they quit watching. As the 13YOs grew up, they got too busy. It really lasted only 5 - 6 years. : / Good times man. Good times.
CANADA - January 22, 2010, 6:49 pm
I was watching dream car garage and lawn mower racing at 13. guess thats why i missed it
Treehodger - January 22, 2010, 6:48 pm
(2/3) The show took place on a spaceship. This guy, Tom, was almost a narrator and would move the shows along, post updates, and prizes. He went through many changes, then CN canceled it due to lack of ratings. It came on just after school...
Treehodger - January 22, 2010, 6:47 pm
Toonami was something on Cartoon Network. It was pretty much the same as [adult swim], but for the age group of like, I'd say, 13 - 16. Action-packed shows, no morals, but no swearing, sex, or drugs. Think of like a censored version of [as] and you got it
CANADA - January 22, 2010, 6:40 pm
what is toonami?
randomosity - January 22, 2010, 5:42 pm
well said my good man and i do say i quite miss those old days of my youth when i would watch the original toonami and then the epic moment when tom got killed by the goo and then come back looking more awesome but anyways 5L

/B/ -

TAGS: another little gem from our friends at 4chan shit happens take 2
Rating: 3.5/5

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Hippopotosaurus - November 24, 2009, 2:10 pm
i cracked up laughing at this. 5L's none the less if it was a 'look what i found' or not :D
Briton of Rose - November 16, 2009, 11:39 am
Sorry, I'm half asleep.
Briton of Rose - November 16, 2009, 11:39 am
I was half asleep when I found it, half asleep when I posted it, and half asleep when I... Uh... Wait, what was I going on about...? Oh yoeah, that's right... LONG LIVE POWER GIRL!!!
culos - November 16, 2009, 9:08 am
Btw, no offense to Briton of Rose, it's just that we're used to better post coming from you...
culos - November 16, 2009, 9:07 am
No it isn't, copying fun and jokes from other sites is annoying and /b/ sucks eggs
aesop's folly - November 16, 2009, 8:59 am
make fun of it as you may, /b/ is ammo for some of the best motifakes
Alexis.Chu - November 16, 2009, 4:42 am
Look what Briton found on Internet !
agdaniele - November 15, 2009, 12:35 pm
Maybe jackfap thought Briton was trying to spell /a/
agdaniele - November 15, 2009, 12:26 pm
Can't this be done in a forum thread?
Bartimaeus - November 15, 2009, 11:52 am
There are none is the caption, but there are a few in the picture. You can't hold Briton responsible for that, though. 5/5 This made me convulse with laughter.
thatonechick - November 15, 2009, 11:31 am
Mind telling us why his spelling needs checking? I mean, since you brought it up.
flakjaps - November 15, 2009, 10:55 am
Your spelling It needs to be checked

NECROPHILIA - $785????? Who knew pimps catered to necrophiliacs

TAGS: necrophilia pimps prostitutes this is what happens when you don t eat your vegetables
Rating: 2.71/5

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Cyberhagen - June 5, 2011, 12:46 pm
And so life ends tragically for the president of PETA..
Me_ - January 4, 2010, 5:42 pm
And I thought spending 50$ at the local bar and going home with some strange was expensive.
phydeaux - January 2, 2010, 4:08 am
Better be some HUGE tits under that lab el for that price...

SCARRED - The Scarlet Letter of the Falcon Punched

Rick-Rolled -

TAGS: that s right it just happened to you
Rating: 2.21/5



TAGS: damn that wouldn t happen to james bond
Rating: 4.24/5

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spacedog - June 29, 2010, 12:51 am
LMAO! Thanks Bone. I've always been more Jacques Clouseau than James Bond. 5L
ICEMAN - June 28, 2010, 8:41 pm
I HATE it when that happens. 5L


TAGS: meh it could happen
Rating: 4.15/5

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BoneCD - February 26, 2010, 6:19 pm
Airman - February 26, 2010, 6:12 pm
Waiter, taste my soup
BoneCD - February 26, 2010, 5:46 pm
Ditto Fatt Matt, and 5 Viagras for the Airman show!!!
Fatt Matt - February 26, 2010, 5:34 pm
His mamma call him Clay, imma call him Clay. +5

ON NEW YEAR'S DAY - I woke up in the backstreets of Bombay. Which is weird, because last night I was in Melbourne.


TAGS: what happen plane crash pilot
Rating: 3.63/5

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MO - July 27, 2009, 10:09 pm
LMAO!!!! 5 fireballs!!


TAGS: yep it could happen to you
Rating: 3.47/5

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BoneCD - September 6, 2009, 2:24 pm
I would be wouldn't MrRandom, it would be. Thank god my wife never went through that!
MrRandom - September 6, 2009, 1:34 pm

SHI(F)T HAPPENS - Polar Shift, Nibiru, Global Warming, Monsters from the Dungeon Dimensions, ... For some the end is near For me: the best Dilbert ever

THE HAPPENING - Just know that M. Night has warned you.

TAGS: tree happening
Rating: 1.17/5

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Liamdurf - March 21, 2011, 12:25 am
Some tree huggers claim that without trees, we would have no oxygen left. But algae makes the mjority of earth's oxygen, so... f*ck the trees, SAVE THE ALGAE!

Parenting Skills -

TAGS: where did it all go so wrong maybe it is genetic or maybe sh t happens swwet babies evil puberty
Rating: 5/5

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MissPriss - September 26, 2013, 3:03 am
Thanks RK!
RKembleRO - September 25, 2013, 8:46 pm
is funny because is true. :p nice doing!

Name Please -

TAGS: muscles men nicknames things happen
Rating: 5/5

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MissPriss - May 25, 2014, 3:27 pm
Thanks for pissed my pants laugh reply Dumphque
EmilioDumphque - May 24, 2014, 11:34 pm
"I'm here fer yer daughter, Chuck"


TAGS: disagree with your doctor as of now and see what happens
Rating: 5/5

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thecrotchetyoldcynic - April 21, 2014, 2:42 am
First hand experience... no pun intended, lol.
motifayk - April 20, 2014, 10:49 pm
Looks like you are speaking from experience. 5L


TAGS: the ramblings of rerun this is what happens when you don t sleep
Rating: 4.94/5

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agdaniele - November 10, 2010, 8:07 pm
The moral of the story: Don't ride a slow motorcycle to China.


VEGAS - What happens in Vegas, stays in Vegas. In Toledo, you're pretty much screwed though.

Agnes gave up cooking -



MY FIRST CAR... - Was totaled by my sister. Leave it to a woman to hit a snowbank, then to go and hit, the only tree, 10 feet out, on a FROZEN LAKE!

realistically -

TAGS: organizer day planner same old same old it can happen to anyone plans
Rating: 3.5/5

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Silverheart - November 15, 2013, 6:46 pm

To quote a Nine Inch Nails song... I think that I can see the future, because I repeat the same routine. Good'n, CoC.


HINDSIGHT - says he probably shouldn't have tried this

HINDSIGHT - says he shouldn't have tried this

WIKIPEDIA - Nothing is sacred, not even the relativity of simultaneity.

A PROMISE TO WOMEN - We will stop trying to check out your bodies, When you stop trying to check out our bank statements.

SHI(F)T HAPPENS - Polar Shift, Global Warming, Nibiru, The Apocalypse, ... The End Is Near And good riddance too, live with it, shi(f)t happens.

TAGS: shift shit happens polar global warming nibiru apocalypse rnr
Rating: 1.17/5

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LOLOLOL - June 22, 2009, 7:08 pm
Ask urself this, y would u make a calender 4 7851 when its only 2009 and u still got endless calendars 2 go. The world doesn't end just because a calender ends. What they're saying is... out with the old in with the new. (Maybe they'll discover somthing!)

Happy Birthday Silvie -

TAGS: birthday someday happens age celebrations tragic cake fire
Rating: 5/5

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MissPriss - March 19, 2016, 11:55 am
I was supposed to be doing that for myself? Huh go figure.
MissPriss - March 19, 2016, 11:54 am
And what did everyone else get to eat? Glad it was a good one Silvie.
concern3 - March 19, 2016, 4:48 am
It's like The Mick said "If I knew I was going to live this long, I'd have taken better care of myself"
Silverheart - March 19, 2016, 12:21 am

Aww, thanks (I think). Wifemonster baked me a mega sized cookie instead. Up yours.

Ghost of septic tanks past -

The Shit Happens Law -

Mountain Folk -

Sneezer -

TAGS: when least expected it happens
Rating: 5/5

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Thedge - December 5, 2014, 8:49 am
mizzdizz - December 4, 2014, 1:58 pm
Not sure if this little guy sneezed so hard, this is where he ended up, or if he's about to sneeze so hard he's gonna make a sudden exit! Either way, its a funny visual! 5 laughing, sneezing, sniffling lions!

Ebola Virus -

IT IS SAID. - “A person has achieved yoga,the union with the Self, when the perfectly disciplined mind gets freedom from all desires.

TAGS: right that s going to happen
Rating: 3.88/5

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GaryO - January 30, 2012, 11:06 pm
I desire to be on that same rock, but then I’d be steppin’ on her hands
Greeny - January 30, 2012, 6:54 pm
I desire to stand on a rock and look at my ankles